Real Friends
REAL FRIEND TEST!
This is GOOD….I expect it back too!
I especially like the last sentence!!!!!!
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself and doesn’t feel even the least bit weird shutting your ‘Pepsi drawer’ with her foot!
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder [...]
Onions and Christmas Trees
ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs:
In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30’s to 40’s, they are like pears, still nice but [...]