Five Minute Management Course – Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word – Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds Bob hands here $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom her husband asks – ‘Who was that?’

‘It was Bob the next door neighbor,’ she replies.

‘Great!’ the husband says, ‘Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’

MORAL of the Story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

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