Five Minute Management Course – Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,’ sighed the turkey,  ‘but I have not got the energy.’

‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull; ‘they are packed with nutrients . .. ‘

The turkey pecked at a lump of bull dung and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more bull dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally, after five days of nibbling on the bull droppings, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story

Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

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