New Speeding Rules

After issues with my boys school cell phone rules – I wrote this . ..

New rules of Speeding

Speeding is now allowed depending on the following rules.

First and foremost vehicles should be used to transport people safely, so speeding should not be done when not safe.

Speeding will be monitored by individual RCMP detachments, as well as individual city and town enforcement officers.  Depending upon where you are – different rules regarding speeding may be in effect.

While on the main highway, speeding is allowed on sunny days, and if you ask permission that time.

While in town A speeding is only allowed on sunny days, but not near evening or in the early morning – permission is not needed to be asked.

While in town B speeding is only allowed when you ask permission, even if others are allowed to speed – you still need to ask permission every time.

While in town C speeding is never allowed!!

While on secondary highways speeding can be done even if not safe, as long as no one else is being bothered by your speeding.

Their are consequences for breaking these new rules for speeding.

The consequences range from being asked to stop speeding, to not being able to drive for an hour, or even for not being able to drive for the rest of the day.  If you do this more than once, your spouse may need to come in and get your vehicle for you.

The law enforcement agency that happens to catch you speeding gets to decide on the consequence for speeding. They get to use their discretion as to which consequence they should put in place.

Oh – by the way, if you happen to be doing other infractions, or even just be not as good a driver, you may get a more serious consequence when they do catch you for speeding.

For instance, if you happen to tailgate a little closer than the standard 3 car lengths, and habitually do this, well then you will probably get your car taken away for an hour if caught speeding.  Another thing is if you can’t drive quite as straight in your lane, you are one of those who wander within your lane rather than drive straight as an arrow – well then you will probably either not be able to drive for the day, or even have to have your spouse come in and get your vehicle.

I hope that these new rules for speeding make everyone happy.

Have a great day!

Your friendly neighborhood Government body.

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