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Things Seldom Heard in Saskatchewan

1. Nope, I don’t think there is a reserve around here.
2. I heard the bonspiel was going to be alcohol free.
3. Did you hear Nicole Kidman was spotted in Prince Albert?
4. Duct tape isn’t going to fix that.
5. Come to think of it cancel that beer, I’ll have a wine spritzer.
6. We don’t keep firearms in this house.
7. Is the seafood fresh?
8. Sorry can’t help you, I don’t know where you could find a VLT.
9. I think John Deere green looks tacky.
10. No kids in teh back of the pickup, it’s just not safe.
11. I think it’s fair that Teresa lost the idol competition, that little Albertan hobbit was just way more talented.
12. Honey, did you mail that donation to P.E.T.A?
13. So, that’s a tractor?
14. Perogies? What is that?
15. Why would we need beer? I thought we were just going fishing. (hunting, curling, across the street)
16. Honey, we don’t need another dog.
17. Who’s Tommy Douglas?
18. So a Co-op is a store? Is there one is this town?
19. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
20. Could you give me a hand to draw this map. The top and bottom are just straight lines, what bout the sides?
21. I just couldn’t find a thing at Canadian Tire today.
22. Over here is our line of tofu meat products.
23. Aw Tim Horton’s again, there’s a Starbucks down the street.
24. Why would you need a big truck like that?
25. So that’s a buffalo, what’s a bison?
26. DId you remember to change your clock.
27. I was thinking of adding a spoiler to my lowered Honda.
28. Are you going to make it to Saskatoon for the gay parade?
29. I don’t think the Roughriders have a chance this year.
30.I’ve got two cases of Corona for the Grey Cup.
31. Could I please be served in French.
32. I just don’t feel like Bingo tonight.
33. Shame about Moose Jaw getting hit by that hurricane. (mudslide, earthquake, volcano, avalache, ect.)
34. So, what phone company are you with?
35. Hey, here’s an episode of Corner Gas that we haven’t seen.
36. I don’t have a favorite farm eqipment brand.
37. It’s just over that hill (or just around the bend in the hiway)
38. I’m just going to skip white tail season this year, I can’t find anyone to tape the View.
39. I’m rooting for the Eskimos to take it.
40. Nope, no more for me, I’m snowmobiling home.

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