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Ya Gotta Luv those Saskatchewan Girls!

A farm girl from Saskatchewan walks into a bar in Calgary and  orders three mugs of Bud.

She sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in  turn. When she finishes them, she comes back to the bar and orders  three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the farm girl, ‘You know, a mug  goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time.’

The farm girl replies, ‘Well, you see, I have two sisters. One is  in Australia, the other is in Cranbrook . When we all left our home  in Saskatchewan, we promised that we’d drink this way to remember the  days when we drank together. So I’m drinking one beer for each of my  sisters and one for myself.’

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it  there. The farm girl becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks  the same way. She orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, she comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars  take notice and fall silent. When she comes back to the bar for the  second round, the bartender says, ‘I don’t want to intrude on your  grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss.’

The farm girl looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns  in her eyes and she laughs.’Oh, no, everybody’s just fine,’ she  explains, ‘It’s just that my husband and I joined the Baptist Church  and I had to quit drinking. Hasn’t affected my sisters though.’

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