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Bridge to Hawaii

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said,

‘Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.’

The biker pulled over and said, ‘Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.’

The Lord said, ‘Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take..!

It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.’

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, ‘Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives..; I want to know how she feels inside.., what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment.., why she cries.., what she means when she says: ‘Nothing’s wrong’.., and how I can make a woman truly happy..!’

‘The Lord replied, ‘You want two lanes or four on that bridge?’

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