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Real Friends

Posted February 4th, 2010

REAL FRIEND TEST!
This is GOOD….I expect it back too!
I especially like the last sentence!!!!!!
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself and doesn’t feel even the least bit weird shutting your ‘Pepsi drawer’ with her foot!
A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend shoulder [...]

Onions and Christmas Trees

Posted December 6th, 2009

ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs:
In her 20’s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30’s to 40’s, they are like pears, still nice but [...]

Teacup or Spoon

Posted October 9th, 2009

The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
“Well,” said the director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty [...]

My First Day of Employment

Posted June 5th, 2009

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day……
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, Yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As [...]

11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE

Posted June 3rd, 2009

Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.
10 men and 1 woman.
The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.
They weren’t able to choose that person,
until the woman gave [...]