Category: Interesting Stories

Hunting With Dad

A father and son went hunting together for the first time. The father said, “Stay here and be very QUIET, I’ll be across the field.” A little while later, the father heard a bloodcurdling scream and ran back to his son. “What’s wrong?” The father asked, “I told you to be quiet.” The boy, bless [...]

Dec 08, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post

The Buzzard, The Bat & the Bumblebee

Good analogy. Great lesson. THE BUZZARD: If you put a buzzard in a pen that is 6 feet by 8 feet and is entirely open at the top, the bird, in spite of its ability to fly, will be an absolute prisoner. The reason is that a buzzard always begins a flight from the ground [...]

Oct 25, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post

Very Interesting Stuff

In the 1400′s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have ‘the rule of thumb’ ——————————————- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled ‘Gentlemen Only…Ladies Forbidden’…and thus the word [...]

Feb 12, 2009 | 0 comments | View Post

Intelligence ? ? ?

IDIOT SIGHTING: We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a “large” enough motor on the opener. I thought for a minute , and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time , a 1/2 horsepower. [...]

Feb 10, 2009 | 0 comments | View Post

FIVE BEST THINGS TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK

NUMBER 5: They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen. NUMBER 4: ‘This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time-management course you sent me to. NUMBER 3: ‘Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-out. You probably got here just in time! NUMBER 2: Did you [...]

Oct 05, 2008 | 0 comments | View Post