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This season’s first Christmas joke

Posted December 9th, 2007

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. ‘In honor of this holy season’ Saint Peter said,’You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.’ The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. ‘It represents a [...]

THINGS YOU DON’T HEAR ANYMORE……..

Posted December 9th, 2007

‘Green Green Grass of Home’ Be sure to refill the ice trays, we’re going to have company. Watch for the postman, I want to get this letter to Willie in the mail today. Quit slamming the screen door when you go out! Be sure and pull the windows down when you leave, it looks like [...]

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES

Posted December 9th, 2007

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, ‘Please come over here and help me. I have got a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.’ Her boyfriend asks, ‘What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?’ The blonde says, ‘According to the picture on the box it’s a [...]