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Easter in Canada

Posted March 31st, 2008

Three blondes died and found themselves standing  before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the  Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter  represented. The first blonde, an American, said “Easter is a  holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and  eat turkey.” St. Peter said, “Noooooo,” [...]

Best blonde joke you’ll ever read

Posted March 25th, 2008

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, “When I [...]

Frozen in Time

Posted March 13th, 2008

 This is a prank on a “grand” scale.  Over 200 people gathered at Grand Central Station in New York to pull off a ‘frozen in place’ act.  The onlooking travelers who weren’t part of the act were mystified as to what was going on.   http://www.maniacworld.com/frozen-in-grand-central-station.html Share and Enjoy:

Bullshit and Brilliance

Posted March 11th, 2008

Bullshit and Brilliance A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he’s lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the [...]

Male or Female – - Objects

Posted March 10th, 2008

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the [...]