Seven Kinds of SEX!

Posted April 21st, 2008

Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex: The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue  in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * [...]

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Week at the Gym

Posted April 21st, 2008

Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since being a high school  cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a [...]

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No SEX since 1955

Posted April 21st, 2008

A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation. “Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man.  Is something bothering [...]

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