Onions and Christmas Trees
Posted December 6th, 2009ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs: In her 20′s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30′s to 40′s, they are like [...]
HOW TO STAY YOUNG
Posted December 1st, 2009HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Try everything twice. On one woman’s tombstone she said she wanted this epitaph: “Tried everything twice, loved it both times!” 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!) 3. Keep learning: Learn more about the computer, crafts, [...]