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Stimulus Payment (USA)

Posted July 17th, 2010

Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by Using a Q & A format: Q. What is an ‘Economic Stimulus’ payment ? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q.. Where will the government [...]

Five Minute Management Course – Lesson 6

Posted July 16th, 2010

A little bird was flying south for the winter.  It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large pasture. While he was lying there, a cow came by and happened to have a poop right where the bird was lying. As the frozen bird was laying there in the [...]

Five Minute Management Course – Lesson 5

Posted July 15th, 2010

A turkey was chatting with a bull. ‘I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,’ sighed the turkey,  ‘but I have not got the energy.’ ‘Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?’ replied the bull; ‘they are packed with nutrients . .. ‘ The turkey pecked [...]

Five Minute Management Course – Lesson 4

Posted July 14th, 2010

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, ‘Can I also sit like you and do nothing?’ The eagle responded; ‘Sure, why not.’ So the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden a fox appeared, jumped on [...]

Five Minute Management Course – Lesson 3

Posted July 13th, 2010

A sales representative, an administrative clerk and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, ‘I’ll give each of you just one wish.’ ‘Me first! Me first!’ says the admin clerk.  ‘I want to be in the Bahamas, driving [...]