http://www.laughsandfun.com Whatever is Funny and makes you Laugh Fri, 05 Feb 2010 05:13:34 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en REAL FRIEND TEST! This is GOOD....I expect it back too! I especially like the last sentence!!!!!! A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'Pepsi drawer' with her foot! A simple friend has never seen ... http://www.laughsandfun.com/103/real-friends/ ONIONS & CHRISTMAS TREES A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there are three kinds of Boobs: In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are ... http://www.laughsandfun.com/100/onions-and-christmas-trees/ HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Try everything twice. On one woman's tombstone she said she wanted this epitaph: "Tried everything twice, loved it both times!" 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. (Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!) 3. Keep learning: Learn ... http://www.laughsandfun.com/97/how-to-stay-young/ The Bathtub Test During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask ... http://www.laughsandfun.com/95/teacup-or-spoon/ So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, Yelling obscenities at them all ... http://www.laughsandfun.com/87/my-first-day-of-employment/ Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. 10 men and 1 woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to ... http://www.laughsandfun.com/86/11-people-on-a-rope/ His father takes him into the forest, blindfolds him and leaves him alone. He is required to sit on a stump the whole night and not remove the blindfold until the rays of the morning sun shine through it. He cannot cry out for help to anyone. Once ... http://www.laughsandfun.com/84/indian-youths-rite-of-passage/ [caption id="attachment_78" align="aligncenter" width="300" caption="Truck stuck by backhoe"][/caption] http://www.laughsandfun.com/77/never-get-a-guy-with-a-backhoe-mad-at-you/ In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ------------------------------------------- Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'...and ... http://www.laughsandfun.com/75/very-interesting-stuff/ 1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the females about ... http://www.laughsandfun.com/74/amazingly-simple-home-remedies/