Up in heaven God was talking to an angel about this beautiful country he was creating. He described this place to the angel. “It will have lakes, tall mountains, as well as big trees covering the land. The air will be crisp and fresh , the water will always be clean, and the people will [...]
One barbecue season ends, and we cannot wait until the next one begins. But meanwhile we should refresh your memory on the etiquette of this outdoor cooking ritual. Barbecuing is best left to the man – as there is an element of danger involved. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain [...]
One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife, “What setting do I use on the washing machine?” The wife replied, “What does it say on your sweatshirt?” The man yelled back, “University of Regina!”
A little old man was escorted into the witness box. After being sworn in, the lawyer asked him to explain what happened. After a lengthy discussion of the events leading up to the incident, he finally got around to the meat of the case. ” . . .and then she hit me with a maple [...]
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